{"id":10173,"date":"2016-04-07T23:29:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-07T23:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=10173"},"modified":"2016-04-08T00:56:47","modified_gmt":"2016-04-08T00:56:47","slug":"delicieuse-et-ambigue-langue-francaise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/delicieuse-et-ambigue-langue-francaise\/","title":{"rendered":"D\u00e9licieuse et ambigue langue fran\u00e7aise !"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"yiv7132424359ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1422345427373_52477\">\n<p>\n\t\tD&eacute;licieuse et ambigue langue fran&ccedil;aise !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi dit-on qu&#39;il y a un<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEmbarrass de voitures<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand IL y en a trop,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEt<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEmbarrass d&#39; argent<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand IL n&#39; y en a pas assez ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<div id=\"yiv7132424359ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1422345427373_52477\">\n<p>\n\t\tD&eacute;licieuse et ambigue langue fran&ccedil;aise !<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi dit-on qu&#39;il y a un<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEmbarrass de voitures<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand IL y en a trop,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEt<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEmbarrass d&#39; argent<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand IL n&#39; y en a pas assez ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi parle-t-on Des quatre coins de la Terre,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tAlors qu&#39;elle EST ronde ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand un homme se meurt,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tOn dit qu&#39;il s&#39;&eacute;teint;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand IL EST mort,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tOn l&#39;appelle &laquo; feu &raquo; ?!<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi appelle-t-on<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&laquo; coup de gr&acirc;ce &raquo;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tLe coup qui tue ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tOn remercie un employ&eacute;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand on n&#39;est pas content de ses services.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi dit-on d&#39;un pauvre malheureux, ruin&eacute;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEt qui n&#39;a m&ecirc;me plus un lit dans lequel se coucher, qu&#39;il EST dans de beaux draps ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tComment distinguer Le locataire du propri&eacute;taire<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tLorsque ces deux personnes vous disent &agrave; la fois :<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&laquo; Je viens de louer un appartement &raquo; ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi un bruit transpire-t-IL avant d&#39;avoir couru?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi lave-t-on une injure<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEt<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEssuie-t-on un affront ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tOn passe souvent Des nuits blanches<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQuand on a Des id&eacute;es noires.<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi, lorsqu&#39;on veut avoir de l&#39;argent devant soi,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tFaut-IL en mettre de c&ocirc;t&eacute; ?<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tPourquoi,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tLorsque vous NE partagez pas l&#39;avis de quelqu&#39;un,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tDit-on que &quot;les Avis sont partag&eacute;s &quot; ?!&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\t&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tEt pour en terminer,<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tr&eacute;jouissons-nous que ce soient les meilleurs crus<\/p>\n<p>\n\t\tQui donnent les plus fortes cuites !<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>D&eacute;licieuse et ambigue langue fran&ccedil;aise ! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; Pourquoi dit-on qu&#39;il y a un Embarrass de voitures Quand IL y en a trop, Et Embarrass d&#39; argent Quand IL n&#39; y en a pas assez ? 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