{"id":26411,"date":"2026-09-30T01:41:41","date_gmt":"2026-09-30T01:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=26411"},"modified":"2026-09-30T02:09:35","modified_gmt":"2026-09-30T02:09:35","slug":"histoires-de-jeha-1-par-chelly-camus-coiffeur","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/histoires-de-jeha-1-par-chelly-camus-coiffeur\/","title":{"rendered":"HISTOIRES DE JEHA 1, par CHELLY CAMUS COIFFEUR"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p><strong>Bonjour<\/p>\n<p> voici de nouvelles histoires de JEHA<\/p>\n<p> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"donkey.jpg (20822 bytes)\" height=\"289\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/D_forum\/images\/donkey.gif\" width=\"300\"\/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><br \/> Jeha avait deux anes un attach\u00e9 et l&rsquo;autre en libert\u00e9.<br \/> Et tous les jours il frappait le bourricot qui \u00e9tait attach\u00e9 et pas l&rsquo;autre qui faisait beaucoup de d\u00e9gats dans la ferme.<br \/> Il renversait tout sur son passage<br \/> Son voisin tout \u00e9tonn\u00e9 lui dit : <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00ab\u00a0je ne comprends pas Jeha, tu frappes tous les jours le bourricot qui est attach\u00e9 et qui ne fait rien et l&rsquo;autre qui casse tout tu ne lui fais rien!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Et Jeha de r\u00e9pondre \u00ab\u00a0Si je laches celui l\u00e0 il fait pire que l&rsquo;autre !<\/p>\n<p> <\/strong><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>Proverbe:<\/p>\n<p> Quand on perd les bouteilles on ne court pas apr\u00e8s les bouchons<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p> Dans la ville de Sousse, il y avait le fou du village Macha maboul.<br \/> Sa soeur \u00e9tant d\u00e9c\u00e9d\u00e9e on a form\u00e9 un cort\u00e8ge.<br \/> Derri\u00e8re le corbillard il y avait le rabbin et quelques personnes et macha Maboul bien entendu.<br \/> Pendant le trajet macha avec sa canne tambourine sur le cercueil en disant :<br \/> \u00ab\u00a0Veinarde, nous, on marche \u00e0 pied et toi tu roules en carosse\u00a0\u00bb!<br \/> Phon\u00e9tiquement en tunisien<br \/> \u00ab\u00a0Saha alik , honene ala sakina ou enti rakbae \u00ab\u00a0<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>Alors JEHA Labesse?<br \/> oui r\u00e9ponds Jeha<br \/> OUAKLINE (on mange)<br \/> SARBINE ( on boit)<br \/> OUREKBINE (on monte)<\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<p>A bient\u00f4t<\/p>\n<p> CAMUS CHELLY COIFFEUR<\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Chelly\u00a0\u00bb <a href=\"mailto:mche@club-internet.fr\">mche@club-internet.fr<\/a> <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<hr\/>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h6><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonjour voici de nouvelles histoires de JEHA Jeha avait deux anes un attach\u00e9 et l&rsquo;autre en libert\u00e9. Et tous les jours il frappait le bourricot qui \u00e9tait attach\u00e9 et pas l&rsquo;autre qui faisait beaucoup de d\u00e9gats dans la ferme. Il renversait tout sur son passage Son voisin tout \u00e9tonn\u00e9 lui dit : \u00ab\u00a0je ne comprends&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":27463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-souvenirs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26411"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":29286,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26411\/revisions\/29286"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27463"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}