{"id":35968,"date":"2026-10-03T03:31:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=35968"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:31:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:23","slug":"archive-mars-2007-archive-jusquau-18-mars-2007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/archive-mars-2007-archive-jusquau-18-mars-2007\/","title":{"rendered":"Archive Mars 2007 : Archive jusqu&rsquo;au 18\/mars\/2007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><basefont\/> <a> <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h48: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Je vais faire FLAQUE  &#8230;! Dormir. <br \/>Ciao.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h45: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Le magasin du papa de Jo, avait pignon sur la rue Bab Cathag\u00e8ne \u00e0 Tunis. <\/p>\n<p>Il \u00e9tait tout en profondeur  et tout en vo\u00fbtes. <br \/>A gauche de l&rsquo;entr\u00e8e un comptoir. <br \/>Un v\u00e9ritable fouillis o\u00f9 se melait factures, vis et \u00e9crous etc&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Les feuilles de placage \u00e9taient dispos\u00e9es les unes sur les autres ratach\u00e8es entre elles par du fil de fer. Toujours \u00e0 l&rsquo;entr\u00e8e \u00e0 droite contre le mur. <\/p>\n<p>Il y en avait de toutes les essences. <br \/>Il avait, si ma m\u00e9moire est bonne, une soupente assez grande pour entroposer ses fines lattes en essences rares. <\/p>\n<p>Boulimintou. <\/p>\n<p>Des \u00e9tag\u00e8res \u00e0 tiroirs renferm\u00e8s divers accessoires pour meubles; chevilles, clous, \u00e9crous, pommeaux en bronze ou en argent nikil\u00e8 <br \/>bref, il \u00e9tait connu pour ces divers mat\u00e9riaux depuis de longues dates. Et les commer\u00e7ants venaient de loin pour s&rsquo;approvisionner chez lui. <\/p>\n<p>Je suis rentr\u00e8 \u00e0 plusieurs reprises dans sa caverne d&rsquo;Ali Baba. En compagnie de mon p\u00e9re. <br \/>Je devais avoir 10 ou 11 ans \u00e0 cette \u00e9poque.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h25: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Shallom, <\/p>\n<p>Jojo tenait la comptabilit\u00e8 de son papa. <br \/>Il aidait aussi souvent mon papa dans ses papiers. <\/p>\n<p>Dis lui de te parler de mon papa DAVID le marbrier. <br \/>Il l&rsquo;aimait beaucoup. <br \/>Il l&rsquo;a connu bien jeune.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h09: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> SHALLOM, <\/p>\n<p>Le papa de Jojo Flak, dont le nom m&rsquo;\u00e9chappe est un monsieur d&rsquo;une grande gentillesse.  <br \/>Aimable et g\u00e9n\u00e8reux, il vendait souvent sa marchandise \u00e0 ses amis musulmans par traite.  <br \/>Chose rare mais lui ne r\u00e9pugnait pas \u00e0 lefaire.  <\/p>\n<p>Un jour, deux traites lui sont revenues impay\u00e8es.  <br \/>Il s&rsquo;en plaint \u00e0 mon p\u00e9re&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>&lsquo;&#8230;Ye Ayouche, cheft, zouz tratouat je&rsquo;ouni arianine el zoq&#8230;.! Ech bech n\u00e2\u00e2&rsquo;mel t\u00e9oua&#8230;?&rsquo;  <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Koullem bouri ou qarouss&#8230;!  <br \/>&lsquo;..Ehne q\u00e2\u00e2d nekhed rada ouenti qayad tet&rsquo;meniq \u00e2\u00e2liy\u00e8&#8230;?&rsquo;  <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Melle oq&rsquo;yod fou&rsquo;qoum&#8230;!  <\/p>\n<p>( David, tu as vu, deux traites me sont revenues impay\u00e8es&#8230;.! Qu&rsquo;est ce que vais faire \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent&#8230;?&rsquo;)  <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Bouffe les en mulet et m\u00e9rou..!&rsquo;  <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Je suis tr\u00e8s en col\u00e8re et toi tu ironises sur mon sort..?&rsquo;  <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Alors assieds toi dessus&#8230;!&rsquo;  <\/p>\n<p>Le papa CHFENI z&rsquo;al \u00e9tait un grand humoriste.  <br \/>Il portait de grosses lunettes de myopie et \u00e9tait toujours habill\u00e8 avec une blouse grise de travail.  <\/p>\n<p>Shallom passe le bonjour \u00e0 Jojo.  <br \/>De la part du fils de Ayouche. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 16h58: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  BAZOOKA, <\/p>\n<p>OUI.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mr_Jano (Mr_Jano)<\/b> le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 15h06: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> UN DIMANCHE EN FRIT CASSES A GOGO. <\/p>\n<p>18 Mars 2007. En direct. <\/p>\n<p>A marquer d\u2019une feuille de breik blanche. <br \/>Chez Elsa, celle qui ne dit presque jamais rien. <\/p>\n<p>Il est 14 heures, je frappe \u00e0 la porte, c\u2019est Zaza qui m\u2019ouvre. <br \/>Une odeur d\u2019huile titille mes narines. <br \/>De quoi \u00e9touffer, mais je m\u2019abstiens de le lui dire par politesse. <br \/>La politesse chez elle, c\u2019est une grande vertu. <br \/>J\u2019aper\u00e7ois Meyer enfonc\u00e9 dans un fauteuil. Sa femme est assise gentiment pr\u00e8s de lui. <br \/>M\u2026\u2026est l\u00e0, bien sur sans quoi les fricasses tournent de l\u2019\u0153il. <br \/>Zaza est debout, elle va et vient. Son mari plus calme est assis raide comme la justice. <br \/>La fille de Elsa aide sa maman \u00e0 pr\u00e9parer la table. <\/p>\n<p>Je cherche, je ne vois pas Glibette, ni Poup\u00e9e. Annie non plus Cacouboulou absent. <br \/>Nos deux tourtereaux filent la quenouille. <br \/>Ils sont en tout et pour tout 5 pour ne pas les prendre de l\u2019\u0153il. M\u2026\u2026compte pour du \u00e2\u00e2j\u2019louq. <\/p>\n<p>Moi je ne compte pas. Je viens filmer des yeux l\u2019ambiance. <br \/>Un tourne disque Teppaz diffuse de la bonne musique. <br \/>Elsa est encore au Teppaz. C\u2019est dur de changer son mode de vie. <br \/>Il y a de ces femmes conserves qui vivent dans la nostalgie de leur 15 ans. <\/p>\n<p>La table. Coca light pour \u00e9clairer la table, des petits plats dans les grands plats. <br \/>Beaucoup de salades tunes. Un huiti\u00e8me de boukha, qqs lames de adam hout vieilles comme le monde.  <\/p>\n<p>Elsa est en encore en tablier blanc. <br \/>En v\u00e9ritable cordon bleu et blanc, elle se d\u00e9m\u00e8ne la pauvre pour ses 6 rastas venus bouffer des fricass\u00e9s. La vieille va devenir grand-m\u00e8re dans qqs jours si j\u2019ai bien compris \u00e0 moins qu\u2019elle ne le soit d\u00e9j\u00e0 et qu\u2019elle nous le cache. C\u2019est de tradition. Les juives n\u2019annoncent leur nouvelle situation qu\u2019apr\u00e8s 55 jours. M\u2026\u2026.Par exemple a prit son temps pour d\u00e9voiler son \u00e9tat mental. Maboula. Avec un brin de naq\u2019ssa sur les bords. Ce n\u2019est pas elle qui nous a dit qu\u2019elle \u00e9tait mamie depuis 5 ans mais l\u2019autre qui l\u2019a balanc\u00e9e un soir aux dattes. <br \/>Tekhbya ou tah\u2019ramiyout. Cachotteries et ruses. <\/p>\n<p>Nous sommes tous assis sirotant un verre de Coca chaud. <br \/>Un seul et pas deux. Le troisi\u00e8me c\u2019est pour la Brit du petit en Isra\u00ebl. On est arm\u00e9 de patience <br \/>pour cela. <\/p>\n<p>On parle de tout et de rien. <br \/>Meyer et Zaza nous prennent en photos pour immortaliser ce grand \u00e9v\u00e9nement qu\u2019est une fricasse partie. <br \/>J\u2019ai os\u00e9 demand\u00e9 des gla\u00e7ons. Motus et s\u00e9cheresse. <br \/>Enfin, Elsa nous sert sur un plateau ces fameux fricass\u00e9s tant attendu. <br \/>Je me sers un. <br \/>A vue d\u2019oeil il parait appetissant. <br \/>L\u2019autre M\u2026\u2026. en prend trois.  <br \/>Zaza se sert, quatre dans la main et huit dans le couffin. <br \/>Meyer akabri, coupe sa part avec sa femme. <br \/>Le bruit des  m\u00e2choires se fait entendre. <\/p>\n<p>Il n\u2019y a pas d\u2019olives. <br \/>Pas de morceaux d\u2019\u0153uf. <br \/>La forme laisse \u00e0 d\u00e9sirer. <br \/>Pas un ne ressemble \u00e0 l\u2019autre. <br \/>Un petit d&rsquo;entre eux ressemble \u00e0  un hamburger. <br \/>Ils ressemblent en v\u00e9rit\u00e8 \u00e0 la friteuses qui les a faites. <br \/>Pas de thon. <br \/>Pas un cuill\u00e8re de salade cuite. <br \/>J\u2019ose dire \u00e0 Meyer en chuchotant. <\/p>\n<p>\u2018\u2026Tu es sur que ce sont  des fricass\u00e9s\u2026 ?\u2019 Meyer. <\/p>\n<p>Khef. Il tourne la t\u00eate en m\u00e2chouillant sa demie- portion. <br \/>Un gobelet de coca  fait passer la mie s\u00e8che. <\/p>\n<p>Zaza, toujours elle, sert deux autres fricass\u00e9es difformes \u00e0 son mari qui ferme les yeux en les avalant. <\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\" FRIT CASSE SUR DES FESSES DE CHAGRIN\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/14299.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Meyer veut un autre mais sa femme lui fait signe de ne pas exag\u00e9rer. <br \/>M \u2026\u2026S\u2019empiffre. Huit d\u2019un coup qui vont se loger dans sa culotte de cheval. <br \/>Elle ne peut plus se lever. La honte. Quand on ne sait pas se retenir on s\u2019abstient de venir manger comme un MAQ LOUBA. <br \/>Elsa n\u2019en peut plus bel radda. <br \/>25 fricasses en dix minutes ont \u00e9t\u00e8 aval\u00e9 par ces mis\u00e9rables. <\/p>\n<p>Bref, tout c\u2019est bien pass\u00e9. Pas de dessert. <\/p>\n<p>On se dit salut. <\/p>\n<p>D\u2019autant plus que Elsa n\u2019a rien fait faute de clients. <br \/>Elle est partie passer son week-end   \u00e0 Deauville. <br \/>Elle a dit Mellah raha menem. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 23h04: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Pour les hemos, il faut se passer une DATTE alors&#8230;Quand il en donnera&#8230;!!! <\/p>\n<p>Hein CACOU&#8230;???  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 23h03: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Et voil\u00e0, je vais aux DATTES maintenant, voir s&rsquo;il a r\u00e9ssucit\u00e8&#8230;.!!!  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mr_Germain (Mr_Germain)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 22h20: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> CHAVOUAT TOV BIS. <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\" FEMME FLEURS\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/14285.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Tout ce qui a de beau chez la femme en fleurs. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 22h17: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Mon cher Lapid, <\/p>\n<p>Tu viens de r\u00e9veiller en moi qqs \u00e9quations cauchemardesques. Allaish??? J&rsquo;\u00e9tais si bien sans mes calculs et voil\u00e0 que mes h\u00e9mos gonflent  par Instinct.  <\/p>\n<p>Tous les Albert ne sont pas les m\u00eames. <\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Soit A un succ\u00e8s dans la vie. Alors A = x + y + z, o\u00f9 x = porno, y = tirboulette, z = zebi.\u00a0\u00bb  <\/p>\n<p>C&rsquo;est le meilleur r\u00e9sultat que je connaisse. <\/p>\n<p>Merci Lapid, j&rsquo;ai le vertige.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mr_Jano (Mr_Jano)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 22h15: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  MEYER BIS. <\/p>\n<p>Une religieuse mta baba chidi, qui travaille la nuit de ses charmes aux bois et qui prie le dimanche \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e9glise me demande&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>&lsquo;&#8230;Je voudrais un chapelet des 5 VERGES&#8230;!&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Ah bon, des cinq VERGES&#8230;..? Pas des 5 VIERGES&#8230;.?&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Excuses moi, VIERGES&#8230;!&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Pas grave apr\u00e8s tout c&rsquo;est ton gagne pain&#8230;! Tu pourras tjs les enfiles tes verges &#8230;.! Qatra bis&#8230;!&rsquo;  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le samedi 17 mars 2007 &#8211; 22h12: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Meyer. <\/p>\n<p>Une mechboukha rentre. <\/p>\n<p>&lsquo;&#8230;Albert&#8230;!  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OOHHHHHHH&#8230;..OUIIIIIII&#8230;&#8230;.VAS Y&#8230;MMMMM&#8230;!&rsquo; Tous faux&#8230;!&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Et on te paye d\u00e9s fois par Carte bleue&#8230;?&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Bien sur, j&rsquo;ai un terminus sp\u00e9cial, \u00e7a rentre dans la fente et \u00e7a imprime&#8230;.Le tiket..!&rsquo; <br \/>&lsquo;&#8230;Yatic qatra amin&#8230;!!!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par Breitou (Breitou) le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h48: Je vais faire FLAQUE &#8230;! Dormir. Ciao. Par Albert (Albert) le dimanche 18 mars 2007 &#8211; 17h45: Le magasin du papa de Jo, avait pignon sur la rue Bab Cathag\u00e8ne \u00e0 Tunis. Il \u00e9tait tout en profondeur et tout en vo\u00fbtes. 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