{"id":36155,"date":"2026-10-03T03:31:31","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=36155"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:31:31","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:31","slug":"archive-aout-2005-archive-jusquau-12-aout-2005-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/archive-aout-2005-archive-jusquau-12-aout-2005-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Archive Aout 2005 : Archive jusqu&rsquo;au 12\/ao\u00fbt\/2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><basefont\/> <a> <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Lza (Lza)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 18h36: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  d&rsquo;ou on sait nous ? pourquoi ta photo du pape n&rsquo;est pas pass\u00e9e ????  <br \/>fallait manger un peu plus de poisson hier soir !!! <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mamili (Mamili)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 18h13: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Entre Marquise qui aime \u00ab\u00a0quenouiller\u00a0\u00bb dixit jano <br \/>Et  \u00ab\u00a0ficanasseries\u00a0\u00bb de Michka <\/p>\n<p>C\u00e9  tunes ca ??? <\/p>\n<p>Bon pourquoi la photo du pape n&rsquo;est pas pass\u00e9e? <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Michka (Michka)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 17h52: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Aie! Aie! aie! <\/p>\n<p>Quand des Tunes se rencontrent, que racontent-ils??? Des histoires de Tunes bien s\u00fcr !!! <\/p>\n<p>Elle \u00e9tait belle notre Tunisie avec ses histoires de \u00ab\u00a0Cariocas\u00a0\u00bb, ses histoires de \u00ab\u00a0Fortun\u00e9e couche-toi l\u00e0\u00a0\u00bb etc&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Il n&rsquo;y avait pas la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, il n&rsquo;y avait pas internet ni de films pornos mais \u00e0 eux seuls ils \u00e9taient la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision, internet h\u00e9! h\u00e9!&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Cette soir\u00e9e-l\u00e0 <br \/>Nous pouffions ensemble <br \/>Des \u00ab\u00a0Ah! bon\u00a0\u00bb des \u00ab\u00a0incroyable!\u00a0\u00bb  <br \/>Le public ne nous connaissait pas <br \/>Quelle soir\u00e9e cette soir\u00e9e-l\u00e0 <\/p>\n<p>Cette soir\u00e9e-l\u00e0 <br \/>Nos oreilles grandes ouvertes <br \/>Dans notre coin, nous en apprenions de belles, belles, belles, <br \/>Sur les ficanasseries de l\u00e0-bas!  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Braham (Braham)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 17h45: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Shabbat Shalom 120805\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/16062.jpg\"\/>  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Douda (Douda)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 17h34: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  La Douda : ( Hak El Ouet International Tracking Station )  <\/p>\n<p>De notre envoy\u00e9 sp\u00e9cial : Toubab Fartas : Faits divers \u00e0 PotoPoto,,, ! <\/p>\n<p>Investigations de GouletteInfo pour le compte de Latitesse. <\/p>\n<p>Le lundi 28 mars, aux environs de 16 heures la police communale de Madana, commune de PotoPoto a mis aux arr\u00eats un faussaire aux noms multiples. Tant\u00f4t il se faisait appeler Kane M., de nationalit\u00e9 Goulettoise, tant\u00f4t Camara G., fonctionnaire au minist\u00e8re des Affaires Etrang\u00e8res. Et il passait son temps \u00e0 escroquer les citoyens en leur \u00ab vendant des faux papiers \u00bb : visas, papiers d\u2019assurance, passeports etc.\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 les circonstances de son arrestation. <\/p>\n<p>De passage au march\u00e9 de Madana, il a \u00e9t\u00e9 reconnu une dame faisant partie de ses victimes. Celle-ci se jetant sur lui a cri\u00e9 au secours. Une bagarre \u00e9clate entre les deux, suivie de l\u00a0\u00bbintervention de la police communale. A la femme de narrer sa m\u00e9saventure. \u00ab Ce Monsieur m\u2019a escroqu\u00e9 une somme de 800 000 Fcfa. Apr\u00e8s m\u2019avoir convaincue qu\u2019il travaille aux Affaires Etrang\u00e8res, je lui ai donn\u00e9 cette somme pour faire voyager ma fille \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9tranger. Malgr\u00e9 mon insistance des mois durant pour pouvoir le retrouver, c\u2019est aujourd\u2019hui que je le vois \u00bb Confondu, l\u00a0\u00bbescroc ne nie pas les faits. Mais, apr\u00e8s avoir donn\u00e9 ce qui semble \u00eatre sa vraie identit\u00e9 : S\u00e9kou K., originaire de Kissidougou, il avoue avoir tromp\u00e9 la femme en complicit\u00e9 avec le fr\u00e8re de cette derni\u00e8re. Selon lui, il est l\u2019un des rapatri\u00e9s d\u2019Angola en 2004. Et c\u2019est \u00e0 la prison Luanda qu\u2019il aurait fait la connaissance de son complice. A la question de savoir o\u00f9 est ce dernier, il r\u00e9pond qu\u2019il serait retourn\u00e9 en Angola. <\/p>\n<p>Son sac fouill\u00e9 a permis de d\u00e9couvrir beaucoup de dossiers falsifi\u00e9s : des passeports, des visas, des cartes de visite de ministres et quatre cartes d\u2019identit\u00e9s diff\u00e9rentes o\u00f9 sa photo est affich\u00e9e. Le d\u00e9linquant a \u00e9t\u00e9 conduit au si\u00e8ge de l\u2019Escadron mobile. <\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019on se le dise,,, ! <\/p>\n<p>Wnessou El Douda <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Douda (Douda)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 16h31: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Ce Toubab fartas de Douda ! <\/p>\n<p>Il rend de multiples gr\u00e2ces \u00e0 Dame Latitesse pour ses \u00e9crits \u00e9logieux \u00e0 son encontre, et <br \/>son acceuil plein de charmes et de gentillesse, il se promet de la revoire bient\u00f4t, au <br \/>cours de ses p\u00e9rigrinations Azur\u00e9ennes. <\/p>\n<p>Qu\u2019on se le dise,,, ! <\/p>\n<p>Wnessou El Douda <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mamili (Mamili)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 15h15: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> RECU d&rsquo;un ami <br \/>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8211; <br \/>&gt;&gt;THE YOUNG POPE-le futur papeNazi un jour, (et pas si jeune que \u00e7a !!!) <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt;Nazi toujours !!!! <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt;Pas \u00e9tonnant qu&rsquo;en citant les pays victimes du terrorisme, il ait \u00ab\u00a0omis\u00a0\u00bb  <br \/>&gt;&gt;de citer Isra\u00ebl. <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt;Encore moins \u00e9tonnant que lorsque Isra\u00ebl s&rsquo;en soit \u00e9tonn\u00e9 aupr\u00e8s du  <br \/>&gt;&gt;Vatican, <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt;Son secr\u00e9taire ait r\u00e9pondu : \u00ab\u00a0Personne ne peut dicter au S P (le Pape) ce  <br \/>&gt;&gt;qu&rsquo;il doit dire\u00a0\u00bb. <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt; <br \/>&gt;&gt;A surveiller !&gt; <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Glibounette (Glibounette)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 11h57: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Alors 59 ou 159???? <br \/>Bref tout le monde \u00e9tait l\u00e0!!! <\/p>\n<p>Jano comment vas ton dos???? la bi\u00e8re t&rsquo;a fait beaucoup de bien!!!!!!! <\/p>\n<p>P\u00e9n\u00e9 et Meyer au \u00ab\u00a0cotes de provence\u00a0\u00bb!!! <br \/>Mais oui Meyer la dorade \u00e9tait bien grill\u00e9e!! <\/p>\n<p>On a d\u00e9lir\u00e9!! on voulait tout savoir! <br \/>Meyer et moi toujours largu\u00e9s!!!!!!!!!! <\/p>\n<p>C soir c&rsquo;\u00e9tait du th\u00e9atre mam!!!! <\/p>\n<p>Y avait deux thons \u00e0 table MAM et MOI !!!!! <br \/>AHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! <\/p>\n<p>Elsa s&rsquo;est bien gard\u00e9 d&rsquo;en command\u00e9 un!!!  <br \/>Une calzone a fait l&rsquo;affaire!! <\/p>\n<p>Jano, Meyer, p\u00e9n\u00e9, mam et elsa  c&rsquo;\u00e9tait une soir\u00e9e super sympa!!!! <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Mamili (Mamili)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 10h06: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Jano!!!!qui l &lsquo;eut cru ???? <br \/>Elsa n&rsquo;a plus de dettes envers toi  hier devant t\u00e9moins honorables elle  t&rsquo;a remis une enveloppe cons\u00e9quente.(tu devrais lui envoyer des fleurs ! ca se fait) <br \/>La rencontre amicale de deux anciens \u00e9l\u00e9ves du m\u00eame lyc\u00e9e prend des tournures avec toi !!!enfin ! la vie n&rsquo;est pas un th\u00e9\u00e2tre !!! <\/p>\n<p>Que dire alors de notre tabl\u00e9e harissienne d&rsquo;hier soir ????? <\/p>\n<p> j&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 Gilbette en face de toi  tr\u00e9s patiente enfin ses chaussures n&rsquo;ont pas trop souffert! <br \/> P\u00e9n\u00e9 !!!fan de &#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Elsa rien \u00e0 dire (elle t&rsquo;a rendu ton fric)  <\/p>\n<p>Meyer et moi faisons \u00e9quipe pour le reportage qui je pense nous rapportera gros sur ce coup ! <br \/>Gigi tu \u00e9tais parmi nous!!!!!!!!!!vive le portaibeule!!!! <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 09h05: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Madame la Comtesse, <\/p>\n<p>Je ne cesserai de tarir d\u2019\u00e9loges  votre faconde. <br \/>Tant il est vrai qu\u2019elle r\u00e9pond \u00e0 nos \u00e9changes avec humour et joie. <br \/>Je vous le confie apr\u00e8s quelques h\u00e9sitations de bon aloi, vous m\u2019\u00e9patez et votre retour ici me rapporte \u00e0 cette lointaine \u00e9poque o\u00f9 nous avions eu une grande MARQUISE Madame de Janet z\u2019al.  <br \/>Votre fracassante rentr\u00e9e a soulev\u00e9 ces bons souvenirs. <\/p>\n<p>Il me plait de vous dire que notre PTB s\u2019est enrichi de belles recrues honorables sorties de l\u2019ombre. La marquise de Mam\u2019ili de la Michodi\u00e9re, une dame de haute distinction, elle est livournaise et adore \u2018quenouiller\u2019. <\/p>\n<p> Madame l\u2019Archiduchesse de LZA du domaine de Sousse, un petit patelin perdu du centre de la Tunisie et de  notre marraine Madame Latitesse , une dame de belle distinction qui s\u2019acoquine en cet instant pr\u00e9sent avec notre Douda ( une rencontre est pr\u00e9vue entre notre deux tourtereau, il para\u00eet que ce dernier sera  v\u00eatu d\u2019une chemise \u00e0 fleurs, embl\u00e8me de Nice d\u2019o\u00f9 est native notre Latitesse.  <br \/>Ce dernier s\u2019est mu\u00e9 en inspecteur BOULALIK\u2019 textuellement \u2018pisse sur toi\u2019, un malandrin celui l\u00e0 qui n\u2019h\u00e9site pas \u00e0 montrer son tire-bouchon recroquevill\u00e9 \u00e0 toutes les belles dames en fleurs. Une horreur. <\/p>\n<p>Bref, vous avez fouett\u00e9 notre train-train par quatre coups magistraux, vos \u00e9crits,  qui ont disent long sur votre imagination.  <\/p>\n<p>Les condoms f\u00e9minins ne font pas l\u2019unanimit\u00e9 tant cette introduction dans la mati\u00e8re n\u2019est pas ais\u00e9e; laissons donc les hommes se capuchonner, \u00e7a ira plus vite.  <\/p>\n<p>Comment se portent vos  ouailles, votre ferme et vos administr\u00e9s\u2026.. ?Ch\u00e8re Comtesse du Jarret du Jura&#8230; ?\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Votre d\u00e9vou\u00e9 Comte Albert  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 01h51: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Excellente entrevue entre la Douda et notre Colombe&#8230;.Un cornet de gilat et un caf\u00e8; <br \/>Notre ami progresse. <br \/>Nous leur souhaitons tous les Mazel Tov du monde.. <br \/>Ourriririrri&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Je vais les honorer comme il se doit.  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 01h49: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  LA Poire de marque Lza, vendue sur le march\u00e8 de  <br \/>Clignancourt. <\/p>\n<p>Je vais me transformer en louba pour r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer mon fric Mam&rsquo;ili&#8230;.D\u00e9s fois que MADAME de L&rsquo;Agence remet la poche dans le bassinet&#8230;.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par Lza (Lza) le vendredi 12 ao\u00fbt 2005 &#8211; 18h36: d&rsquo;ou on sait nous ? pourquoi ta photo du pape n&rsquo;est pas pass\u00e9e ???? fallait manger un peu plus de poisson hier soir !!! 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