{"id":36314,"date":"2026-10-03T03:31:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=36314"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:31:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:44","slug":"archive-decembre-2005-archive-jusquau-05-decembre-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/archive-decembre-2005-archive-jusquau-05-decembre-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Archive Decembre 2005 : Archive jusqu&rsquo;au 05\/d\u00e9cembre\/2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><basefont\/> <a> <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Lza (Lza)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h57: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  ta piece de theatre breitou !!!! <br \/>ras la patate !!! <br \/>moi je propose de faire une soir\u00e9e star ac !! <br \/>ce soir !! <br \/>genre : pour garder \u00ab\u00a0mamili\u00a0\u00bb tapezzz 1 <br \/>        pour sortir \u00ab\u00a0breitou\u00a0\u00bb tapezzz 2 <\/p>\n<p>etc..etc&#8230; <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 22h09: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Reprise du dernier chapitre&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>La Douda va et vient\u2026Il tourne en rond\u2026Les bras tendus\u2026.Et les yeux ferm\u00e9s.. <br \/>Soudain, il se dirige vers la porte\u2026\u2026.. <br \/>Vers le Minuit, Bre\u00eftounich sort de sa chambre, lance un coup d\u2019\u0153il dans le corridor bien \u00e9clair\u00e9. Il se dirige d\u2019un pas furtif vers la chambre de sa patronne, Michka. <br \/>Il tape d\u00e9licatement \u00e0 la porte\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>\u2026.<\/p>\n<div>la DECLARATION<\/div>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Qui va LaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA\u2026\u00a0?\u2019 D\u2019une voix douce, presque hurlante, charmante et  chantante , questionne  interloqu\u00e9e la   Michkas surprise en plein d\u00e9maquillage\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026&#8230;M. Bre\u00eftounich\u2026\u00a0! Madame Michka&#8230;!\u2019 Dit Bre\u00ef aplatit par la peur\u2026Sur le parquet chaud. <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je me VEEEEEts..\/\/\/\/\/\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 Sur un ton s\u00e9c. ( Comme un \u2018.. VVVVVVVVVVVvvvvvvvvvv\u2026.\u00a0! de la sir\u00e8ne du bateau) <br \/>-\u2018\u2026V\u00eatez&#8211;vous\u2026..!\u2019 Sur un ton discret. <\/p>\n<p>Elle entreb\u00e2ille la porte\u2026Se caresse le menton tout en jetant un regard d\u00e9sinvolte\u2026Sur son garde du corps <br \/>Elle ouvre la porte. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Que me vaut l\u2019honneur de votre visite en poupe \u00e0 un pareil moment  si tardif\u2026\u00a0?\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Puis-je entrer\u2026\u00a0Madame..? On pourrait me surprendre sur le vif\u2026\u00a0!..\u00a0!\u2019 Dit en chuchotant Bre\u00ef. <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Mais non d\u2019un prout\u2026\u00a0! Levez- vous enfin\u2026\u00a0! Cessez de ramper comme une limace\u2026\u00a0! Remettez de l\u2019ordre dans vos affaires et cessez vos singeries\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Merci madame Michka\u2026K\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026 Tr\u00eave de familiarit\u00e9\u2026\u00a0!  Ne  doublez pas ma consonne finale, un seul K me suffit\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Le trac..Ak\u2026\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Entrez et asseyez-vous\u2026\u00a0! L\u00e0\u2026\u00a0!  Sur le petit gu\u00e9ridon\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Excusez -moi Madame, de cet impromptu  d\u00e9rangement..\u00a0! \u2026\u00a0!  <br \/>Cela fait si longtemps que je n\u2019osasse\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026.Quoi\u2026.\u00a0? ..Quelle rosace\u2026\u00a0?\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026.Cela me turlupine..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Qu\u2019esSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSt ce qui vous turlupine ..\u00a0! Vrai\u2026.Ment \u00e0 cette Heure&#8230;\/\/\/.\u2026\u00a0?\u2019 ( Ment\u2026Heure) <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je n\u2019ose le dire\u2026.\u00a0! Cependant\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026.Mais dites-le &#8230;\u00a0! N\u2019ayez aucune crainte..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026.Je crains de vous f\u00e2cher par ma complainte\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019en ai vu d\u2019autres, vous savez\u2026\u00a0! Dites votre plainte\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 En balayant l\u2019air de sa main distraitement. <br \/>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019esp\u00e9rais que cela sorte de chez vous\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026De MOIIIII\u2026.\u00a0? A propos de quoOOOOOOOOOi\u2026\u00a0? Soyez plus claire\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026D\u2019un sujet qui me pr\u00e9occupe et me tient \u00e0 c\u0153ur..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Vous pouvez d\u00e9voiler vos intentions sans heurt\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Il s\u2019agit\u00a0..\/\/\/\u2026 Bien que cela ne soit pas sage\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026De quelque chose d\u2019important\u2026\u00a0? Ayez le courage..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Puis-je parler sans- ambages\u2026.\u00a0?\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Vous \u00eates d\u00e9j\u00e0 sous mon ombrage\u00a0\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 ( Toit) <br \/>-\u2018\u2026De cette chose importante\u2026\u00a0! Avec raison\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Allez-y, je suis libre et sans passion..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je pensais que vous l\u2019aviez devin\u00e9..\u00a0?\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Sur des charbons ardents, vous me laissez\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je vais vous avouer cette chose tenace\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019esp\u00e8re que c\u2019est pour une bonne cause..\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Consentez -vous y\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je consens y pardi\u2026\u00a0! Allez-y\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026A mon augmentation\u2026\u00a0?\u2019 <br \/>-\u2026.AhHHH\u2026AHAHAHA\u2026AH AH AH\u2026.\u00a0???? \u2026 Je vois\u2026\u00a0!\u2019..J&rsquo;m\u2019en doutais\u2026\u00a0!je vous voyais arriver\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>Qu\u2019ais-je donc fais au ciel pour m\u2019entendre dire de la part d\u2019un parvenu.. <br \/>O  R\u2026AGE\u2026.O\u2026DESES\u2026POIRE\u2026.O CLYSTERE ennemi\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>O vous tant et tant de choses incongrues\u2026\u00a0! Moi ..\u00a0! Qui ma vie durant j\u2019ai voulu.. <br \/>Arrondir mes griffes obtues\u2026\u00a0!  <\/p>\n<p>Elle continue son \u2018fahoul\u2019 \u2026( son scandale) <\/p>\n<p>\u2018\u2026.AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH\u2026Que je soufrasses\u2026..\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Elle prend \u00e0 t\u00e9moins ses bottes sahariennes\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Que je suffoquasses\u2026\u00a0!  Je n\u2019en puis plus PET O GAZES\u2026\u00a0! <br \/>Il me tue par son ingratitude, mes ch\u00e8res godasses\u2026.\u00a0! <br \/>Je vais chausser mes bottes des 7 lieux et fuir\u00a0\u2026Je suis Furax\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026 Vous me demandez \u00e0 cette heure indue une augmentation\u2026\u00a0?\u2026A MINUITTTTTT\u2026..PILE POIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILS\u2026\u2026\u00a0! Ecoutez , vous me mettez dans une tel \u00e9tat que je vais alerter toute la proue, la poupe et m\u00eame la quille du paquebot\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Bre\u00eftounich\u2026. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Oh, excusez moi, n\u2019en faites rien\u2026\u00a0! Madame de Michka\u2026.A\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAttention pas une lettre en plus\u2026\u00a0! SinOOOOOon\u2026\u00a0! Je hurle\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018..Ak\u2026Pardon Ok.\u2026.! \u00a0 Je ne voulais pas vous perturber \u00e0 cette heure ci mais \u00e7el\u00e0 fait 15 ans que je travaille au noir avec vous, vous qui \u00eates si blanche\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026IM\u2026POS\u2026TEUR\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Elle pointe l\u2019index vers le nez de son  garde du corps\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>\u2018\u202614 ans, 11 mois et 29 jours exactement&#8230;! Sans compter les ann\u00e9es bissextiles\u2026\u00a0! En attendant, retournez dans votre cage \u00e0 poules, vous qui \u00eates si friand de chair \u00e0 p\u00e2t\u00e9e\u2026\u00a0! Vous me donnez du souci\u2026\u00a0! PROUT AALIQ\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019emporte donc mon turlupin avec moi\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Sortez\u2026\u00a0! Emmenez qui vous voulez avec vous\u2026\u00a0! Moi je reste ici\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Bre\u00eftounich sort l\u2019air contrit. Il va  regagner sa chambre tout en parlant dans le couloir\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Grippe- sous va, que tu es, et \u00e7a voyage en premi\u00e8re classe, la classe\u2026\u00a0! La Michka A..Banatages\u2026\u00a0! \u2019 <br \/>Avec ses grands airs\u2026.SUFFOCAGE\u2026.ETTOUFAGE\u2026GODASSES\u2026.Pour 10 frs d\u2019augmentasse\u2026\u00a0! <br \/>Pfff\u2026\u00a0! <\/p>\n<p>Elle ouvre et le surprend\u2026. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Vous m\u2019avez insult\u00e9 l\u00e0\u00a0????\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Moi\u2026.\u00a0? Vous insulter \u00e0 vous\u2026\u00a0? Une dame si g\u00e9n\u00e9reuse, charitable,  pleine de talents\u2026\u00a0! A que \u00e7a non Madame Mickha\u2026\u00a0! Bonsoir madame\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>-\u2018\u2026Je vous surveille\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Revenons \u00e0 nos deux comp\u00e8res\u2026. <\/p>\n<p>\\vert}Poup\u00e9e en soubrette mini verte phosphorescent, elle a mit des socquettes violettes \u2026 <br \/>\u2018\u2026Esquimaux, chocolats, hrouchoutes, frigolos, bambolonis, p\u00e9pites\u2026PamperSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\u2026.. !\u2019} <\/p>\n<p>A suivre\u2026..Le Scandale. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 22h06: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> lA&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; <\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\" N.M.M \" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/17905.jpg\"\/><\/div>\n<p>Pr\u00e9sente&#8230;&#8230;&rsquo; ..A LA RECHERCHE DU CLYSTERE PERDU&#8230;!&rsquo; <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 22h02: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> 13\u00b0 <\/p>\n<p> Poup\u00e8e l&rsquo;ouvreuse en mini jupe  verte  phosphorescent, elle a mit des socquettes violettes&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>\u2018\u2026Esquimaux, chocolats, hrouchoutes, frigolos, bambolonis, p\u00e9pites\u2026PamperSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS\u2026.. !\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Durant l\u2019entracte, monte M. Germain. Un monsieur c\u00e9libataire, svelte, la trentaine, les cheveux courts l\u00e9g\u00e8rement grisonnants\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>\u2018\u2026Bonsoir Mesdames, Messieurs, Mesdemoiselles, je vais vous chanter une chanson compos\u00e9e par mes soins\u2026Merci\u2026 <\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>..MA PERIODE BLEUE<\/div>\n<p>Avec mon ch\u0153ur que vous connaissez d\u00e9j\u00e0 la Bre\u00eftouna\u2019Band\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>D\u2019une voix \u00e9corch\u00e9e, style Ray Charles\u2026&#8230;SWING\u2026 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018..Je suis dans ma p\u00e9riode\u2026 BleuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUeeeee..\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>le ch\u0153ur\u2026\u2018Ca te change du noiIIIr\u2026\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Peut \u00eatre qu\u2019un jour viendra  j\u2019serai dans la jaAAAAAAAAAuneeeee..\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026\u2018\u2026.Ca\u2026Na\u2026Ri..\u00a0!\u2019\u00a0.\/\/\/. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026.Je jauUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUge..\u00a0!\u2019\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7  (Ca balance.) <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Juges-toi\u2026\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/\/. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026.J\u2019 suis un cam\u00e9EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\u2026\u2026.L\u00e9OOOOOOon\u2026ONNNN\u2026. \u00a0!\u2019\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Tout d\u00e9pend de la saiIIIson..ONNN\u2026\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026.De mon inspiratiIIIIIIIIIon\u2026\u00a0!\u2019\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026ImaginaAAAA\u2026.Tion\u2026\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Mais de l\u00e0 d\u2019venir violeEEEEEt\u2026\u00a0EEEEEETTT\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <br \/>.\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Laisse tomber..\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019 pr\u00e9f\u00e8re \u00eatre dans la roOOOOOOOOOOO\u2026\u2026se..\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026CoquiIIIn\u2026HEINNNN\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/\u2026.\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026.J\u2019 n\u2019aime pas la p\u00e9EEEEEEEriode griIIIII\u2026.se..\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Bonsoir Tristesse..\u00a0!\u2019\u00a0.\/\/\/\/\/\u2026.Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh\u2026\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Le rouge m\u2019tape \u00e0 l\u2019\u0153iIIIIIIIIIIIIIIl\u2026\u00a0!\u2019\/\/\/\/\u2026. <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Top l\u00e0\u2026\u00a0!\u2019\u2026\/\/\/ <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Plus discr\u00e8te est ma p\u00e9riode oraAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnge\u2026\u00a0!\u2019..\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026M\u00e9canique..\u00a0!\u2019\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Mes rouages sont gripp\u00e9EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs\u2026\u00a0!\u2019..\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Mets de l\u2019huile..\u00a0!\u2019\u2026\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026J\u2019ai pourtant lubriIIIIIIfier\u2026\u00a0!\u2019..\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026Sur du plasSSSS\u2026.tic..\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/. <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026Ma bielle couUUUUUUle\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026H\u00e9ros\u2026\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>-\u2018\u2026TaIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIisez- vous\u2026..Mon ch\u0153uUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUur\u2026.\u00a0!\u2019 <\/p>\n<p>Le ch\u0153ur\u2026.\u2018\u2026On se couche..\u00a0!\u2019.\/\/\/. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h54: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;.GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR&#8230;Ma mloukhiya ber&rsquo;d\u00e8t&#8230;<\/div>\n<p>A cause de vous.. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h51: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  De quel MORMON S&rsquo;AGIT T&rsquo;IL&#8230;?  Monsieur la Douda&#8230;! J&rsquo;en connais un moi&#8230;! Mais je ne dirais pas son nom&#8230;!  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h47: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;ATTENTION MESDAMES ET MESSIEURS&#8230;\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7&#8230;Dans un InstAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA&#8230;T&#8230;.\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7CA VA COMMENCER&#8230;\/\/\/\/\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7\u00a7&#8230;<\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h44: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> &#8230;LA DOUDA DONNANT A BOIRE A JACOUMINOU APRES LE FILM&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\" le petit lait\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/17902.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>Vous reconnaitrez de gauche \u00e0 droite Meyer&#8230;..Elsa&#8230;Michka qui joue de la zokra&#8230;Mam&rsquo;ili qui s&rsquo;\u00e9vente d&rsquo;en haut&#8230;.Shallom cheyekh ou deyekh&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Prise lors d&rsquo;une s\u00e9quence repos a Bir- Naceur en Egypte.. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h36: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>&#8230;.DEBARQUEMENT IMMEDIAT&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>SOYEZ TOUS DEVANT VOS ECRANS VERS 21 heures et quelques pour la reprise de la s\u00e9ance du film  <\/p>\n<p>&lsquo;&#8230;A LA RECHERCHE DU CLYSTERE PERDU&#8230;&rsquo; <\/p>\n<p>Ce soir la DECLARATION&#8230;..DE BREITOUNICH A MICHKA&#8230;..( Khoudou radah..<img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>Suivra&#8230;.LE SCANDALE&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p>Suivra &#8230;ALLEZ &lsquo;&#8230;AU DODO&#8230;&rsquo; <\/p>\n<p>Eli cheh yel&rsquo;b\u00e8ch&#8230;<\/p><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Douda (Douda)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 16h08: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Douda : <\/p>\n<p>Trois Nigates Chez Les Mormons <\/p>\n<p>G\u00e9n\u00e9rique command\u00e9 par B\u00e9bert \u00e0 l\u2019artiste <\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"c:\/\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/17898.jpg\"\/> <\/div>\n<p>Douda du PTB  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Douda (Douda)<\/b> le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 00h20: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Douda : <\/p>\n<p>G\u00e9n\u00e9rique command\u00e9 par B\u00e9bert \u00e0 l\u2019artiste <\/p>\n<div><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"c:\/\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/17893.jpg\"\/> <\/div>\n<p>Douda du PTB  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le dimanche 04 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 23h48: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Ok&#8230;Laaziz  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par Lza (Lza) le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 21h57: ta piece de theatre breitou !!!! ras la patate !!! moi je propose de faire une soir\u00e9e star ac !! ce soir !! genre : pour garder \u00ab\u00a0mamili\u00a0\u00bb tapezzz 1 pour sortir \u00ab\u00a0breitou\u00a0\u00bb tapezzz 2 etc..etc&#8230; Par Breitou (Breitou) le lundi 05 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211;&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1880,"featured_media":49330,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[46,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36314","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-delires","category-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1880"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=36314"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44704,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/36314\/revisions\/44704"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/49330"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=36314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=36314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=36314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}