{"id":36325,"date":"2026-10-03T03:31:45","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=36325"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:31:45","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:31:45","slug":"archive-decembre-2005-archive-jusquau-11-decembre-2005","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/archive-decembre-2005-archive-jusquau-11-decembre-2005\/","title":{"rendered":"Archive Decembre 2005 : Archive jusqu&rsquo;au 11\/d\u00e9cembre\/2005"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><basefont\/> <a> <\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Michka (Michka)<\/b> le dimanche 11 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 14h20: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> Albert, tu ne vas pas rester&#8230;. <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"le cul entre 2 chaises\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/18049.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<p> fais ton choix, car vraiment tu te fais prier comme les grandes stars maintenant. <\/p>\n<p>Depuis ta superproduction cin\u00e9matographique tu te sens&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"pousser des ailes\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/18050.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Bekhor (Bekhor)<\/b> le samedi 10 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 13h50: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Le ministre de la DEFENSE a besoin d&rsquo;aide pour resorb\u00e9 ce probleme, peux tu l&rsquo;aider? <\/p>\n<p>Voici l&rsquo;extrait de la lettre du demandeur. <\/p>\n<p>Il faut lire attentivement pour comprendre&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Monsieur le Ministre de la D\u00e9fense Nationale, <\/p>\n<p>Permettez-moi de prendre la respectueuse libert\u00e9 de vous exposer ce qui suit et de solliciter de votre bienveillance l&rsquo;appui n\u00e9cessaire pour obtenir une d\u00e9mobilisation rapide. <\/p>\n<p>Je suis sursitaire, \u00e2g\u00e9 de 24 ans, et je suis mari\u00e9 \u00e0 une veuve de 44 ans, laquelle a une fille qui en a 25. Mon p\u00e8re a \u00e9pous\u00e9 cette fille.  <br \/>\u00c0 cette heure, mon p\u00e8re est donc devenu mon gendre, puisqu&rsquo;il a \u00e9pous\u00e9 ma fille. <\/p>\n<p>De ce fait, ma belle-fille est devenue ma belle-m\u00e8re, puisqu&rsquo;elle est la femme de mon p\u00e8re.  <br \/>Ma femme et moi avons eu en janvier dernier un fils. <\/p>\n<p>Cet enfant est donc devenu le fr\u00e8re de la femme de mon p\u00e8re, donc le beau-fr\u00e8re de mon p\u00e8re. <\/p>\n<p>En cons\u00e9quence, mon oncle, puisqu&rsquo;il est le fr\u00e8re de ma belle-m\u00e8re. Mon fils est donc mon oncle.  <br \/>La femme de mon p\u00e8re a eu \u00e0 No\u00ebl un gar\u00e7on qui est \u00e0 la fois mon fr\u00e8re puisqu&rsquo;il est le fils de mon p\u00e8re, et mon petit-fils puisqu&rsquo;il est le fils de la fille de ma femme. <\/p>\n<p>Je suis ainsi le fr\u00e8re de mon petit-fils, et comme le mari de la m\u00e8re d&rsquo;une personne est le p\u00e8re de celle-ci, il s&rsquo;av\u00e8re que je suis le p\u00e8re de ma femme, et le fr\u00e8re de mon fils. <\/p>\n<p>Je suis donc mon propre grand-p\u00e8re. <\/p>\n<p>De ce fait, Monsieur le Ministre, ayez l&rsquo;obligeance de bien vouloir me renvoyer dans mes foyers car la loi interdit que le p\u00e8re, le fils et le petit-fils soient mobilis\u00e9s en m\u00eame temps. <\/p>\n<p>Dans la croyance de votre compr\u00e9hension, veuillez recevoir, Monsieur le Ministre, l&rsquo;expression de mes sentiments les meilleurs.  <\/p>\n<p>&#8230; Trop fort le gars ! ! ! . . .  <br \/>PS : Pour la petite histoire, il a \u00e9t\u00e9 r\u00e9form\u00e9 pour \u00ab\u00a0\u00c9tat psychique instable et pr\u00e9occupant, troubles mentaux aggrav\u00e9s par un climat familial tr\u00e8s perturbant\u00a0\u00bb. <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Lalla (Lalla)<\/b> le vendredi 09 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 18h42: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Breitou mon tres cher Breitou,jamais je ne serai fachee avec vous ni avec aucun harissien;je vous suis tres reconnaissante d&rsquo;exister,et de remplir tous les jours ces pages merveilleuses;grace a vous chaque jour je commence ma journee avec un peu plus de courage;sans rentrer dans les details,je dois vous dire en langage Breitounien que quelques fois je pete les plombs et alors je me referme comme une huitre&#8230;mais je vous lis tres fidelement et vous remercie tres sincerement <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Zaza (Zaza)<\/b> le vendredi 09 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 15h36: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Mamiliiiiiiiiiiiii <br \/>Je te souhaite un bon anniversaire et tout ce que tu d\u00e9sires jusqu&rsquo;a 120 ans amen, en bonne sant\u00e9 ! <br \/>Je t&#8217;embrasse tr\u00e8s fort <br \/>zaza <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Suggest1 (Suggest1)<\/b> le vendredi 09 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 15h28: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> 23h20      09\/12\/2005     FR3    <\/p>\n<p>Pi\u00e8ces \u00e0 conviction &#8211; Nazis, la derni\u00e8re traque     <br \/>Dur\u00e9e : 0h52 &#8211; 2005   Showview : 4471847     <\/p>\n<p>Magazine Pr\u00e9sent\u00e9 par :Elise Lucet  <\/p>\n<p>RESUME <br \/>Mort le 20 septembre dernier \u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e2ge de 96 ans, Simon Wiesenthal a consacr\u00e9 sa vie \u00e0 traquer les criminels nazis. Aujourd&rsquo;hui, l&rsquo;historien Efra\u00efm Zuroff a repris le flambeau. Encarts dans les journaux, r\u00e9compenses&#8230; tous les moyens sont bons pour retrouver la trace des anciens SS. Car le temps presse : 60 ans apr\u00e8s la disparition d&rsquo;Adolf Hitler, ils sont plus souvent rattrap\u00e9s par la s\u00e9nescence que par la justice des hommes. Mais Zuroff, chasseur de nazis depuis 25 ans, ne renonce pas et a mis sur pied l&rsquo;op\u00e9ration \u00abLast Chance\u00bb, une v\u00e9ritable course contre la montre. Sa cible prioritaire : le \u00abdocteur\u00bb Aribert Heim, qui officiait dans le camp de Mauthausen. Il aurait \u00e0 pr\u00e9sent 91 ans&#8230; Cette enqu\u00eate sera suivie du document \u00abAlois Brunner, criminel nazi n\u00b01\u00bb, puis d&rsquo;un d\u00e9bat en plateau anim\u00e9 par Elise Lucet qui re\u00e7oit notamment Serge et Beate Klarsfeld&#8230;  <\/p>\n<p>AVIS <br \/>Une enqu\u00eate remarquable sur la chasse aux nazis, men\u00e9e sans haine et qui tient avant tout du devoir de m\u00e9moire. Difficile pourtant de ne pas s&rsquo;indigner de la quasi-impunit\u00e9 dont jouissent ces vieillards <\/p>\n<p>suggest.1  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Breitou (Breitou)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 20h52: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Lalla, depuis que vous nous avez confectionne la belle poule farcie, je ne vous vois plus allaish?? <\/p>\n<p>Mr\u00e2\u00e2da ??? Ma Breitou&#8230;?  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 20h23: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  Ton cadeau&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Marra am akhar amin&#8230;  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 20h21: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> MAEEL TOVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV&#8230;. <br \/>MAM&rsquo;ILI MARRA 125 ANS AMEN ET PAPI DEVANT ET MOI DERRIERRE&#8230;..OURIRIRIRIRRIRIRIRIRI&#8230; <\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\" DES FLEURS\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/messages\/1276\/18018.jpg\"\/> <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Lza (Lza)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 19h07: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  AU SECOURS !!!!!!!!!!!!!! <\/p>\n<p>il se prends maintenant pour mouch\u00e9 rabinou !!! <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Lza (Lza)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 19h20: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  MANIF ANNULEE STOP <br \/>A LA DEMANDE GENERALE STOP <br \/>PARTICIPATION IMPOSSIBLE STOP <br \/>C&rsquo;EST L&rsquo;ANNIVERSAIRE DE MAMILI  STOP <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 19h45: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>  LA SEANCE A COMMENCE EXCEPTIONNELLEMENT CE SOIR A 17heures 36&#8230;  <\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Haut de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_top.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message pr\u00e9c\u00e9dent\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_up.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Message suivant\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_down.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Bas de la page\" height=\"12\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/mark_bottom.gif\" width=\"12\"\/><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"Lien vers ce message\" height=\"16\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/icons\/tree_m.gif\" width=\"20\"\/>  Par <b>Albert (Albert)<\/b> le jeudi 08 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 18h42: <\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\":)\" src=\"https:\/\/harissa.com\/discus\/clipart\/happy.gif\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>Elsa tu es en retard, le film est fini. <\/p>\n<p>Annule ma manif . MERCI&#8230;AHAHAHA&#8230;!  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Par Michka (Michka) le dimanche 11 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 14h20: Albert, tu ne vas pas rester&#8230;. fais ton choix, car vraiment tu te fais prier comme les grandes stars maintenant. Depuis ta superproduction cin\u00e9matographique tu te sens&#8230; Par Bekhor (Bekhor) le samedi 10 d\u00e9cembre 2005 &#8211; 13h50: Le ministre de la DEFENSE a besoin d&rsquo;aide&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":49344,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[46],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-36325","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-delires"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Archive Decembre 2005 : Archive jusqu&#039;au 11\/d\u00e9cembre\/2005 | HARISSA.COM<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Par Michka (Michka) le dimanche 11 d\u00e9cembre 2005 - 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