{"id":42851,"date":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=42851"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","slug":"aberrations-par-amsou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/aberrations-par-amsou\/","title":{"rendered":"ABERRATIONS, par Amsou"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr\/>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<p> <b>Bonjour les zamis zharissiens une tite pour la route ? allez <\/p>\n<p> ABERRATIONS !!!!!!! :<\/p>\n<p> Si vous criez pendant 8 ans, 7 mois et 6 jours, vous produirez assez d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie de son pour chauffer une tasse de caf\u00e9.(\u00c7a n&rsquo;a pas l&rsquo;air de valoir la peine)<\/p>\n<p> Le coeur humain cr\u00e9e assez de pression quand il pompe le sang dans le corps pour gicler du sang \u00e0 30 pieds. (Oh mon Dieu!)<\/p>\n<p> -L&rsquo;orgasme d&rsquo;un cochon dure 30 minutes. (Dans ma prochaine vie, je veux \u00eatre un cochon)<\/p>\n<p> Vous d\u00e9pensez 150 calories par heure en vous cognant la t\u00eate sur un mur. (J&rsquo;en reviens toujours pas pour le cochon)<\/p>\n<p> -La fourmi peut soulever 50 fois son poids, tirer 30 fois son poids et tombe toujours sur son c\u00f4t\u00e9 droit lorsqu&rsquo;elle est intoxiqu\u00e9e.<\/p>\n<p> Une coquerelle vivra 9 jours sans sa t\u00eate avant de mourir de faim. (D\u00e9gueulasse!)<\/p>\n<p> Le m\u00e2le de la mante religieuse ne peut pas s&rsquo;accoupler pendant que sa t\u00eate est attach\u00e9e \u00e0 son corps. La femelle initie le sexe en arrachant la t\u00eate du m\u00e2le. ( Ch\u00e9rie, je suis \u00e0 la maison. AAAAAAAAAAAH&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> -Certains lions s&rsquo;accouplent 50 fois par jour. (Dans ma prochaine vie, je veux toujours \u00eatre un cochon&#8230;la qualit\u00e9 est mieux que la quantit\u00e9!)<\/p>\n<p> Les papillons go\u00fbtent avec leurs pieds.(Yark! J&rsquo;avais pas vraiment besoin de savoir \u00e7a)<\/p>\n<p> Les \u00e9l\u00e9phants sont les seuls animaux qui ne peuvent pas sauter.(OK, c&rsquo;est une bonne chose \u00e7a)<\/p>\n<p> -L&rsquo;urine de chat brille sous un \u00a0\u00bb blacklight \u00a0\u00bb (J&rsquo;avais pas vraiment besoin de savoir \u00e7a non plus)<\/p>\n<p> -L&rsquo;oeil d&rsquo;une autruche est plus gros que son cerveau. (Je connais des gens comme \u00e7a)<\/p>\n<p> -L&rsquo;\u00e9toile de mer n&rsquo;a pas de cerveau. (Je connais des gens comme \u00e7a aussi)<\/p>\n<p> -Les ours polaires sont gauchers. (Qui aurait su? Comment est-ce qu&rsquo;ils ont trouv\u00e9 \u00e7a? Ils lui ont donn\u00e9 un crayon?)<\/p>\n<p> -Les humains et les dauphins sont les seules esp\u00e8ces animales \u00e0 avoir du sexe pour le plaisir. (Et le cochon, lui?) ;<\/p>\n<p> Bisoussssssssss  <\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Amsou<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<hr\/>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h6><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bonjour les zamis zharissiens une tite pour la route ? allez ABERRATIONS !!!!!!! : Si vous criez pendant 8 ans, 7 mois et 6 jours, vous produirez assez d&rsquo;\u00e9nergie de son pour chauffer une tasse de caf\u00e9.(\u00c7a n&rsquo;a pas l&rsquo;air de valoir la peine) Le coeur humain cr\u00e9e assez de pression quand il pompe le&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1880,"featured_media":56320,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-souvenirs"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>ABERRATIONS, par Amsou | HARISSA.COM<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Bonjour les zamis zharissiens une tite pour la route ? 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