{"id":43091,"date":"2026-10-03T03:29:23","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:29:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43091"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:29:23","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:29:23","slug":"la-kloufette-ayant-tchate-sans-arret-par-hajkloufette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/la-kloufette-ayant-tchate-sans-arret-par-hajkloufette\/","title":{"rendered":"La kloufette ayant tchat\u00e9 sans arr\u00eat, par Hajkloufette"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<hr\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><b><br \/> Se trouva fort d\u00e9pourvu lorsque le virus apparu,<br \/> Elle s\u2019en alla crier ses f\u00e9briles,<br \/> Chez sa grande amie Sibylle,<br \/> Elle lui conta avec horreur on m\u2019a bousill\u00e9 exploreur,<br \/> Que faire sans Harissa<br \/> Que la journ\u00e9e est longue sans Adra<br \/> A son technicien elle hurle sa rage<br \/> Elle avait l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre en cage<br \/> Pas de Dattes pas de Judeo<br \/> Elle se trouva sur le carreau<br \/> Personne avec qui morte de rire<br \/> De quoi vraiment perdre son sourire<br \/> Elle questionna avec candeur<br \/> le Webmaster et l\u2019administrateur<br \/> Qu\u2019avez vous donc mis sur le net<br \/> Pour une fois soyez honn\u00eate<br \/> Car harissa de son piquant<br \/> L\u2019avait envo\u00fbt\u00e9e comme par enchantement<br \/> Mais la fin de l\u2019histoire apaisa son d\u00e9sespoir<br \/> Car Oh joie au bonheur<br \/> On me rendra demain exploreur<br \/> La moral de cette fable<br \/> Sera je l\u2019esp\u00e8re agr\u00e9able<br \/> Car harissa m\u00eame en virtuel<br \/> A su cr\u00e9er des amiti\u00e9s r\u00e9elles<br \/> <\/b><\/p>\n<p> <b> HAJKLOUFETTE <\/b> <\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h6><\/h6>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Se trouva fort d\u00e9pourvu lorsque le virus apparu, Elle s\u2019en alla crier ses f\u00e9briles, Chez sa grande amie Sibylle, Elle lui conta avec horreur on m\u2019a bousill\u00e9 exploreur, Que faire sans Harissa Que la journ\u00e9e est longue sans Adra A son technicien elle hurle sa rage Elle avait l\u2019impression d\u2019\u00eatre en cage Pas de Dattes&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1880,"featured_media":56515,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divers","category-souvenirs"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1880"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43091"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43091\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48125,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43091\/revisions\/48125"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/56515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}