{"id":43305,"date":"2026-10-03T03:29:44","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:29:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43305"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:29:44","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:29:44","slug":"psychose-par-jacqueline-bismuth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/psychose-par-jacqueline-bismuth\/","title":{"rendered":"Psychose par Jacqueline Bismuth"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Y sont fous ces fran\u00e7ais! ! C’est m\u00e9nant qu’y s’aper\u00e7oivent que leurs femmes elles sont lhyst\u00e9riques? Depuis le temps y le savaient pas encore? Tu n’entends plus que \u00e7a \u00e0 la t\u00e9l\u00e9vision. Celle l\u00e0 elle a attrap\u00e9 la lhyst\u00e9rie, celle la elle s’est contamin\u00e9e de l’autre. Et ainsi de suite, ils n’arr\u00eatent pas. Tout le monde s’en m\u00eale. Et en avant, le Ministre de la sant\u00e9 y fait une d\u00e9claration sur ce sujet, et y font des recherches au microscope. Style cette maladie elle peut se cacher dans le microscope! Comme si \u00e7a se voit pas tout seul quand quelqu’un il est lhyst\u00e9rique! M\u00eame le ministre de l’agriculture il a commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 s’en m\u00ealer. D’o\u00f9 il rentre \u00e7ui-l\u00e0 dans les probl\u00e8mes de la lhist\u00e9rie, d’o\u00f9? Genre y prend le m\u00e9tro pour comprendre comment cette maladie elle peut arriver! !<\/strong><\/p>\n

Et en plus y ne te parlent que des femmes enceintes! C’est vrai, c’est dur pour elles, mais les autres, elles ne sont pas \u00e0 l’abri! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Comme si<\/strong><\/p>\n

– quand on a ses enfants qui attendent \u00e0 la maison, <\/strong><\/p>\n

– qu’on a pas encore commenc\u00e9 \u00e0 faire les boulettes, <\/strong><\/p>\n

– que le mari y fait que grogner quand le manger il est pas pr\u00eat, <\/strong><\/p>\n

– que la tenue du shabbat elle est pas encore repass\u00e9e, <\/strong><\/p>\n

– et tout le reste que, m\u00eame si je m’arr\u00eate pas de parler pendant 8 jours, je finis pas tellement la liste elle est longue. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Comme si, quand tu as tout \u00e7a qui t’attend \u00e0 la maison, et que toi, tu es coinc\u00e9e comme une gourde dans le m\u00e9tro, enceinte ou pas enceinte, \u00e7a te donne pas le stress! <\/strong><\/p>\n

Et \u00e0 la fin, tout ce stress accumul\u00e9, c’est connu, \u00e7a finit par te donner la lhyst\u00e9rie!…<\/strong><\/p>\n

Et puis, \u00e0 force d’en parler, l’\u00e9pid\u00e9mie elle se propage, elle traverse les fronti\u00e8res. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Enfin gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Dieu, nous ici, on craint pas trop. D’ailleurs, celui ou celle qui est malade de la lhyst\u00e9rie, il a qu’\u00e0 venir se reposer \u00e0 La Goulette. En deux jours, la gu\u00e9rison est garantie ! ! !<\/strong><\/p>\n


Jacqueline Bismuth\u00a0 jbismuth.lipp@planet.tn<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n\n

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