{"id":43782,"date":"2026-10-03T03:30:49","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43782"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:30:49","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:30:49","slug":"le-yom-kippour-par-rene-seror","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/le-yom-kippour-par-rene-seror\/","title":{"rendered":"Le Yom Kippour, par Rene Seror"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<hr\/><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p><b> <\/p>\n<div>BONJOUR, je vous adresse une parodie de la chanson \u00ab\u00a0la maladie d&rsquo;amour\u00a0\u00bb sur le th\u00e9me de Yom Kippour.<\/p>\n<p> LE YOM KIPPOUR<\/p>\n<p> Ils courent, ils courent, la veille du Yom Kippour,<br \/> ils courent comme des enfants charg\u00e9s de bonnes intentions<br \/> ils pensent, ils pensent, justifier ce non sens,<br \/> leurs plus petits profits, leurs carembouilles et leurs d\u00e9lits<\/p>\n<p> ils ne sont que des hommes, face au ma\u00eetre du monde<br \/> ils vont savoir souffrir et se faire tout petit<br \/> elles ont pleur\u00e9 leurs femmes, quand ils perdaient dans l&rsquo;ombre<br \/> au poker au rami, le salaire d&rsquo;une vie.<\/p>\n<p> ils courent, ils courent le jour du yom kippour,<br \/> ils courent comme des enfants, qui vont s&rsquo;en prendre une en rentrant<br \/> ils prient, ils chantent, d&rsquo;une voix \u00e9mouvante,<br \/> pour s&rsquo;offrir le cr\u00e9dit d&rsquo;une ann\u00e9e de plus sans soucis<\/p>\n<p> quand d&rsquo;une main tr\u00e8s fi\u00e8re, ils montent les ench\u00e8res,<br \/> d&rsquo;un p&rsquo;tit geste innocent, promettent un peu d&rsquo;argent<br \/> foudroyant l&rsquo;adversaire, craignant la surench\u00e8re,<br \/> d&rsquo;un mis\u00e9rable don, qu&rsquo;ils paieront dans 1000 ans<\/p>\n<p> ils courent, ils courent, le soir du Yom Kippour,<br \/> cherchant d&rsquo;un oeil livide, une \u00e9ventuelle place vide,<br \/> ils parlent, critiquent, les voisins les amis,<br \/> les hommes politiques, la crise et le \u00ab\u00a0tutti quanti\u00a0\u00bb<br \/> la femme les gosses, sous le talith b\u00e9ni,<br \/> NEILA sous les cris, c&rsquo;est pas tr\u00e8s cher le paradis<\/p>\n<p> ils courent, ils courent, apr\u00e8s le Yom Kippour,<br \/> pr\u00e9senter tous leurs voeux, m\u00eame \u00e0 ceux qu&rsquo;ils rendent malheureux,<br \/> CAF\u00e9, BOULOU, POULET et COINGS CONFITS<br \/> s&rsquo;avalent dans l&rsquo;esprit de ce devoir bien accompli&#8230;<\/p>\n<p> KALIF<\/p>\n<p> Rene Seror<\/p><\/div>\n<p> <\/b><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h6><\/h6>\n<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>BONJOUR, je vous adresse une parodie de la chanson \u00ab\u00a0la maladie d&rsquo;amour\u00a0\u00bb sur le th\u00e9me de Yom Kippour. LE YOM KIPPOUR Ils courent, ils courent, la veille du Yom Kippour, ils courent comme des enfants charg\u00e9s de bonnes intentions ils pensent, ils pensent, justifier ce non sens, leurs plus petits profits, leurs carembouilles et leurs&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1880,"featured_media":57120,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-judaisme"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v28.6 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Le Yom Kippour, par Rene Seror | HARISSA.COM<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"BONJOUR, je vous adresse une parodie de la chanson &quot;la maladie d&#039;amour&quot; sur le th\u00e9me de Yom Kippour. 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