{"id":43833,"date":"2026-10-03T03:28:42","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43833"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:28:42","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:42","slug":"larche-de-noe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/larche-de-noe\/","title":{"rendered":"L’Arche de Noe"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Tout ce que j’ai appris sur la vie, je le tiens de l’Arche de Noe.<\/b><\/p>\n

1 – Ne rate pas le bateau<\/b><\/p>\n

2 – Rappelle toi que nous sommes tous sur le meme bateau<\/b><\/p>\n

3 – Fais tes plans a l’avance. Il ne pleuvait pas quand Noe a construit son Arche<\/b><\/p>\n

4 – Reste en forme. Quand tu auras 600 ans, on pourra te demander d’accomplir une tache tres importante<\/b><\/p>\n

5 – N’ecoute pas les critiques, juste fais ce qui te semble juste<\/b><\/p>\n

6 – Construis ton futur en hauteur<\/b><\/p>\n

7 – Par securite, il vaut mieux voyager par paires<\/b><\/p>\n

8 – La vitesse n’est pas toujours un avantage. Les escargots et les cheetah etaient tous immobilises sur l’arche.<\/b><\/p>\n

9 – Quand tu es stresse, laisse toi flotter<\/b><\/p>\n

10 – Rappelle toi : l’Arche a ete construite par des amateurs, le Titanic par des professionnels.\u00a0<\/b><\/p>\n\n

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Tout ce que j’ai appris sur la vie, je le tiens de l’Arche de Noe. 1 – Ne rate pas le bateau 2 – Rappelle toi que nous sommes tous sur le meme bateau 3 – Fais tes plans a l’avance. Il ne pleuvait pas quand Noe a construit son Arche 4 – Reste en… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":51026,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43833","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43833","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43833"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43833\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48757,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43833\/revisions\/48757"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/51026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43833"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43833"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43833"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}