{"id":43840,"date":"2026-10-03T03:28:43","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43840"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:28:43","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:43","slug":"demonstration-scientifique-sur-jesus","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/demonstration-scientifique-sur-jesus\/","title":{"rendered":"DEMONSTRATION SCIENTIFIQUE SUR J\u00c9SUS"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<div>\n<\/div><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<hr\/>\n<p> <b>Nous savons maintenant que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait un publicitaire tzigane juif de couleur noire et d&rsquo;origine italienne habitant la Californie ! <\/p>\n<p> D\u00e9monstration : <\/p>\n<p> Il y a 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Noir : <\/p>\n<p> 1) Il appelait tout le monde \u00ab\u00a0mon fr\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb <br \/> 2) Il aimait chanter la gloire de Dieu <br \/> 3) Il n&rsquo;a pas eu un proc\u00e8s \u00e9quitable <\/p>\n<p> Il y a aussi 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Juif: <\/p>\n<p> 1) Il a repris l&rsquo;affaire de son p\u00e8re <br \/> 2) Il est rest\u00e9 \u00e0 la maison jusqu&rsquo;\u00e0 l&rsquo;\u00e2ge de 33 ans <br \/> 3) Il \u00e9tait s\u00fbr que sa m\u00e8re \u00e9tait vierge, et sa m\u00e8re \u00e9tait s\u00fbre qu&rsquo;il \u00e9tait Dieu. <\/p>\n<p> Il y a aussi 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Italien: <\/p>\n<p> 1) Il parlait avec les mains <br \/> 2) Il buvait du vin \u00e0 tous les repas <br \/> 3) Il mangeait exclusivement de la cuisine \u00e0 l&rsquo;huile d&rsquo;olive <\/p>\n<p> Il y a aussi 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Californien: <\/p>\n<p> 1) Il avait les cheveux longs et il \u00e9tait toujours bronz\u00e9 <br \/> 2) Il aimait marcher pieds nus <br \/> 3) Il a lanc\u00e9 une nouvelle religion <\/p>\n<p> Il y a aussi 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Tzigane: <\/p>\n<p> 1) Il n&rsquo;a jamais travaill\u00e9 un seul jour <br \/> 2) Il n&rsquo;a jamais \u00e9crit une seule ligne <br \/> 3) La police l&rsquo;a arr\u00eat\u00e9 dans un jardin public o\u00f9 il campait sans autorisation. <\/p>\n<p> Il y a enfin 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait un publicitaire: <\/p>\n<p> 1) Son livre est n\u00b0 1 au hit-parade depuis sa parution <br \/> 2) Ses successeurs ont cr\u00e9\u00e9 un paradis fiscal \u00e0 Rome <br \/> 3) Apr\u00e8s 2000 ans de r\u00e9flexion, personne n&rsquo;est encore s\u00fbr d&rsquo;avoir <br \/> compris ce qu&rsquo;il a dit&#8230;! <br \/> <\/b><\/p>\n<hr\/>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote><\/blockquote>\n<\/blockquote>\n<h6><\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nous savons maintenant que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait un publicitaire tzigane juif de couleur noire et d&rsquo;origine italienne habitant la Californie ! D\u00e9monstration : Il y a 3 bonnes raisons de penser que J\u00e9sus \u00e9tait Noir : 1) Il appelait tout le monde \u00ab\u00a0mon fr\u00e8re\u00a0\u00bb 2) Il aimait chanter la gloire de Dieu 3) Il n&rsquo;a pas&hellip;&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":0,"featured_media":23305,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-43840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-divers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=43840"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43840\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":48764,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/43840\/revisions\/48764"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23305"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=43840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=43840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=43840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}