{"id":43898,"date":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","date_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/?p=43898"},"modified":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","modified_gmt":"2026-10-03T03:28:56","slug":"you-are-tunisian-when","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/you-are-tunisian-when\/","title":{"rendered":"YOU are Tunisian when"},"content":{"rendered":"
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1.You have 5 o’clock morning cravings for lablabi (or bambalouni?)
2.You have watched at least once in your life a full episode of Guadaluppe or Manuela
3.If you’re from \u00ab\u00a0banlieue\u00a0\u00bb, everything else is province, and you despise them
4.If you’re not from banlieue, you despise banlieue but secretly wish you lived there
5.Not supporting the same football team is the underlying reason you can’t stand your brother in law
6.You begin your sentences by the \u00ab\u00a0z***\u00a0\u00bb word
7.You end your sentences by the \u00ab\u00a0z***\u00a0\u00bb word
8.You regularly have phone calls from some aunt trying to fix you up with some very good \u00ab\u00a0wild or bent 3ayla\u00a0\u00bb
9.You made your first \u00ab\u00a0melyoun\u00a0\u00bb when you passed your \u00ab\u00a0bac\u00a0\u00bb
10.You are familiar with street poetry: \u00ab\u00a0chbih elfraise mal a l’aise, chbih ellouze membouze…\u00a0\u00bb
11.You would kill for a mloukhia abroad
12.You hate \u00ab\u00a0tounes\u00a0\u00bb
13.You love \u00ab\u00a0tounes\u00a0\u00bb
14.You automatically start whispering when you speak about anything remotely related to politics
15.You could -seriously- start a fight to be the one to pay for the bill
16.You have an 80% debt rate but still manage to buy the last Mercedes
17.If you’re a girl; Gucci, Dolce and Salvatore are the reasons you go to work in the morning
18.If you’re a girl you turn blond at one point or another
19.If you’re a girl you can’t have your nails done without \u00ab\u00a0couloirs\u00a0\u00bb
20.Someone threatened you with a chleka at one point or another
21.You put tuna on pizza and pasta
22.You waited 10 years before seeing your first banana
23.You think you don’t need a visa to go to Marseilles
24.You think Bouga Sider is the greatest invention after A\/C
25.You know the old guy with a cat in Sidi Bou
26.You can pull off a white suit and a mashmoum
27.Purple is your color \ud83d\ude09
28.You only know one avenue: 7 November
29.Cats understand it when you say \u00ab\u00a0kssss\u00a0\u00bb
30.You manifest Happiness by the 2 words \u00ab\u00a0mouch norrmal\u00a0\u00bb
31.Your mother always says she’s a \u00ab\u00a0beldia\u00a0\u00bb
32.You know what’s an LNA
33.You know at least 10 jokes on Libyans and Hairdressers
34.You ‘re a \u00ab\u00a0house music terrorist\u00a0\u00bb i.e. u ONLY listen to house music
35.You’re alcoholic
36.If you live abroad, you have a bottle of water in the bathroom…
37.You Never EVER change the places you go out to i.e.: calypso in the summer, grand bleu in the winter ok… spoon
38.Shouting is just the way you speak
39.You eat harissa with about everything
40.While being open-minded, tolerant etc… you are fundamentally convinced nothing, NOTHING equals being a Tounsi, Tounsia
41.You can’t wait to leave ‘tounes’
42.You can’t wait to come back to ‘tounes\u00a0\u00bb<\/b><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<\/p><\/div>\n\n

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