{"id":63724,"date":"2020-06-21T19:25:26","date_gmt":"2020-06-21T19:25:26","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-06-21T19:25:26","modified_gmt":"2020-06-21T19:25:26","slug":"humour-talmudique","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/humour-talmudique\/","title":{"rendered":"Humour \u00ab\u00a0talmudique\u00a0\u00bb….."},"content":{"rendered":"

Humour \u00ab\u00a0talmudique\u00a0\u00bb…..<\/span>

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Tous les matins depuis 30 ans, Rachel mange des biscottes beurr\u00e9es. Comme elle est<\/span> maladroite, il y a toujours une biscotte qui tombe, \u00e9videmment c\u00f4t\u00e9 beurr\u00e9, sur le sol.<\/span><\/p>\n

Un matin, une biscotte tombe non pas du c\u00f4t\u00e9 beurr\u00e9, mais de l’autre c\u00f4t\u00e9, sur le sol.<\/span><\/p>\n

Alors, Rachel tr\u00e8s intrigu\u00e9e va voir le rabbin \u00e0 la synagogue pour lui raconter<\/span> et lui demander comment \u00e9tait-il possible que ce matin, pour la 1\u00e8re fois depuis 30 ans, la biscotte soit tomb\u00e9e du c\u00f4t\u00e9 non beurr\u00e9 sur le sol ?<\/span><\/p>\n

Le rabbin r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit longuement et comme il ne trouve pas d’expiication il dit :
\n– \u00abEcoute Rachel, il y a une d\u00e9l\u00e9gation de grands rabbins qui viennent d’arriver d’Isra\u00ebl, je vais leur demander, attends-moi 5 minutes.<\/span><\/p>\n

Le rabbin va voir les Rabbanim, et ils se mettent tous \u00e0 discuter, discuter… le ton monte et au bout de 5 heures le rabbin revient vers Rachel et lui dit :
\n– Nous avons trouv\u00e9 l\u2019explication !<\/span><\/p>\n

Rachel, demande : – Alors c’est quoi l’explication ?<\/span><\/p>\n

Et le rabbin lui r\u00e9pond :
\n– C’est qu’aujourd’hui, Rachel, la biscotte, tu l’as beurr\u00e9e du mauvais c\u00f4t\u00e9 <\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Humour \u00ab\u00a0talmudique\u00a0\u00bb…..   Tous les matins depuis 30 ans, Rachel mange des biscottes beurr\u00e9es. Comme elle est maladroite, il y a toujours une biscotte qui tombe, \u00e9videmment c\u00f4t\u00e9 beurr\u00e9, sur le sol. Un matin, une biscotte tombe non pas du c\u00f4t\u00e9 beurr\u00e9, mais de l’autre c\u00f4t\u00e9, sur le sol. Alors, Rachel tr\u00e8s intrigu\u00e9e va voir… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":63725,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"neve_meta_sidebar":"","neve_meta_container":"","neve_meta_enable_content_width":"","neve_meta_content_width":0,"neve_meta_title_alignment":"","neve_meta_author_avatar":"","neve_post_elements_order":"","neve_meta_disable_header":"","neve_meta_disable_footer":"","neve_meta_disable_title":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-63724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry"],"yoast_head":"\nHumour "talmudique"..... | HARISSA.COM<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"Humour "talmudique".....   Tous les matins depuis 30 ans, Rachel mange des biscottes beurr\u00e9es. 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