{"id":63840,"date":"2020-07-19T17:40:09","date_gmt":"2020-07-19T17:40:09","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"2020-07-19T17:40:09","modified_gmt":"2020-07-19T17:40:09","slug":"cest-la-crise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/harissa.com\/news-wp\/cest-la-crise\/","title":{"rendered":"C\u2019est la crise !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"margin:6px 0px;display:block;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(29,33,41);font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);text-decoration-style:initial;text-decoration-color:initial\">C\u2019est la crise !<br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div style=\"display:inline;font-family:Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(29,33,41);font-size:14px;font-style:normal;font-variant-ligatures:normal;font-variant-caps:normal;font-weight:400;letter-spacing:normal;text-align:start;text-indent:0px;text-transform:none;white-space:normal;word-spacing:0px;background-color:rgb(255,255,255);text-decoration-style:initial;text-decoration-color:initial\">\n<p style=\"margin:0px 0px 6px;font-family:inherit\">Les proble\u0300mes des boulangers sont croissants<br \/>\nAlors que les bouchers veulent de\u0301fendre leur steak,<br \/>\nLes e\u0301leveurs de volailles se font plumer,<br \/>\nLes e\u0301leveurs de chiens sont aux abois,<br \/>\nLes pe\u0302cheurs haussent le ton !<br \/>\nLes e\u0301leveurs de porcs sont dans la merde,<br \/>\nTandis que les ce\u0301re\u0301aliers sont sur la paille.<br \/>\nPar ailleurs, alors que les brasseurs sont sous pression,<br \/>\nLes viticulteurs trinquent.<br \/>\nHeureusement les e\u0301lectriciens re\u0301sistent.<br \/>\nMais pour les couvreurs, c\u2019est la tuile<br \/>\nEt certains plombiers prennent carre\u0301ment la fuite.<br \/>\nDans l\u2019industrie automobile, les salarie\u0301s de\u0301brayent,<br \/>\nDans l\u2019espoir que la direction fasse marche arrie\u0300re.<br \/>\nChez EDF, les syndicats sont sous tension,<br \/>\nMais la direction ne semble pas au courant.<br \/>\nLes cheminots voudraient garder leur train de vie,<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:6px 0px;font-family:inherit\">Mais la crise est arrive\u0301e sans crier gare,<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:6px 0px;font-family:inherit\">Alors\u2026 les veilleurs de nuits, eux, vivent au jour le jour<br \/>\nLes arabes sont au Coran alternatif<br \/>\nSinon carr\u00e9ment en panne de Coran<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:6px 0px;font-family:inherit\">Pendant que les pe\u0301dicures travaillent d\u2019arrache-pied.<br \/>\nLes croupiers jouent le tout pour le tout,<br \/>\nLes dessinateurs font grise mine,<br \/>\nLes militaires partent en retraite,<br \/>\nLes imprimeurs de\u0301priment<br \/>\nSurtout ceux et celles qui ont mauvais caract\u00e8re<br \/>\nEt les me\u0301te\u0301orologistes sont en de\u0301pression.<br \/>\nLes prostitue\u0301es se retrouvent a\u0300 la rue.<br \/>\nAmis, c\u2019est vraiment une mauvaise passe.<br \/>\nMais dans tout \u00e7a comme d\u2019habitude<br \/>\nrarement les banquiers perdent au change.<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin:6px 0px;font-family:inherit\">Anonyme (mais je le connais de vue!)<br \/>\nC\u2019est un opticien je crois !<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019est la crise ! &nbsp; Les proble\u0300mes des boulangers sont croissants Alors que les bouchers veulent de\u0301fendre leur steak, Les e\u0301leveurs de volailles se font plumer, Les e\u0301leveurs de chiens sont aux abois, Les pe\u0302cheurs haussent le ton ! 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