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Le g\u00e9nie !<\/span><\/div>\n
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C’est David qui descend tr\u00e8s lentement les Champs \u00c9lys\u00e9es dans sa Bentley d\u00e9capotable ! Il poss\u00e8de dix magasins \u00e0 droite et dix \u00e0 gauche et il surveille le nombre de clients dans ses magasins !<\/span><\/div>\n
Et ne <\/span>faisant pas attention il percute une vieille Twingo devant lui !<\/span><\/div>\n
Il descend de voiture en m\u00eame temps que le conducteur de la twingo ! Et l\u00e0 il reconna\u00eet son copain d\u2019enfance Moshe !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Comment vas-tu mon ami ? lui demande David<\/span><\/div>\n
_ je vais bien , r\u00e9ponds Moshe , mais tu as l’air d’avoir bien r\u00e9ussi<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 Dieu tout va bien pour moi , lui dit David ! Et toi que fais tu dans cette voiture toute pourrie ? Pourquoi tu la vends pas pour en prendre une autre ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Je la vendrai jamais m\u00eame \u00e0 5 millions d\u2019euros !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Tu te moques de moi ou bien ? dit David<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Je peux pas la vendre parce qu’elle a un g\u00e9nie ! Tu veux voir ? Regarde !<\/span><\/div>\n
Moshe prends un chiffon et frotte le capot de la voiture et aussit\u00f4t un g\u00e9nie appara\u00eet !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Bonjour que puis-je faire pour vous ? demande le g\u00e9nie<\/span><\/div>\n
_ G\u00e9nie, lui dit Moshe, tu veux bien servir un plat de p\u00e2tes \u00e0 mon ami David ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Tout de suite bien s\u00fbr !<\/span><\/div>\n
Et le g\u00e9nie sert une assiette de spaghettis bolognaise !<\/span><\/div>\n
David reste bouche b\u00e9e ! Il r\u00e9fl\u00e9chit un moment et dit \u00e0 Moshe !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ \u00c9coute je t\u2019ach\u00e8te ta voiture !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Mais je viens de te dire que je peux pas la vendre !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Je t\u2019en donne 6 millions !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Impossible , r\u00e9ponds Moshe<\/span><\/div>\n
Et les ench\u00e8res commencent : 7,8,9, 10 millions !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Bon OK pour 10 mais c\u2019est bien parce que tu es mon ami d\u2019enfance ! Mais comment je rentre chez moi maintenant ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Bon voil\u00e0 le ch\u00e8que de 10 millions d’euros et prend la Bentley avec !<\/span><\/div>\n
Et chacun repart de son c\u00f4t\u00e9 ! David arrive dans son h\u00f4tel particulier et sa femme descend aussit\u00f4t !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Mais David tu fais quoi dans cette voiture ? Elle est o\u00f9 la Bentley ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Attend tu vas voir !<\/span><\/div>\n
David prend un chiffon et frotte le capot de la voiture et aussit\u00f4t le g\u00e9nie appara\u00eet !<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Bonjour que puis-je faire pour vous ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ G\u00e9nie lui dit David, veux-tu offrir un diamant de 5 carats \u00e0 ma femme ?<\/span><\/div>\n
_ Mais , r\u00e9pond le g\u00e9nie, il t\u2019a pas dit Moshe ? Moi je fais que des p\u00e2tes !!!<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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