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Citations et Aphorismes<\/div>\n
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\u2022 Je ne bois jamais \u00e0 outrance, je ne sais m\u00eame pas o\u00f9 c\u2019est.<\/div>\n
\u2022 L\u2019ouverture d\u2019esprit n\u2019est pas une fracture du cr\u00e2ne.<\/div>\n
\u2022 Je n\u2019ai jamais abus\u00e9 de l\u2019alcool, il a toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 consentant.<\/div>\n
\u2022 Si vous parlez \u00e0 Dieu, vous \u00eates croyant\u2026 S\u2019il vous r\u00e9pond, vous \u00eates schizophr\u00e8ne.<\/div>\n
\u2022 5 fruits et l\u00e9gumes par jour, ils me font marrer\u2026 Moi, \u00e0 la troisi\u00e8me past\u00e8que, je cale.<\/div>\n
\u2022 L\u2019alcool tue, mais combien sont n\u00e9s gr\u00e2ce \u00e0 lui ?<\/div>\n
\u2022 Un jour j\u2019irai vivre en Th\u00e9orie, car en Th\u00e9orie tout se passe bien.<\/div>\n
\u2022 La m\u00e9decine du travail est la preuve que le travail est bien une maladie !<\/div>\n
\u2022 Le lundi, je suis comme Robinson Cruso\u00e9, j\u2019attends Vendredi.<\/div>\n
\u2022 IKEA est le meilleur pr\u00e9nom pour une femme : su\u00e9doise, bon march\u00e9, \u00e0 emmener aussit\u00f4t chez soi et facile \u00e0 monter.<\/div>\n
\u2022 Dieu a donn\u00e9 un cerveau et un sexe \u00e0 l\u2019homme mais pas assez de sang pour irriguer les deux \u00e0 la fois.<\/div>\n
\u2022 La lampe torche. Le PQ aussi.<\/div>\n
\u2022 La pression, il vaut mieux la boire que la subir.<\/div>\n
\u2022 J\u00e9sus changeait l\u2019eau en vin, et tu t\u2019\u00e9tonnes que 12 mecs le suivaient partout !<\/div>\n
\u2022 Si la violence ne r\u00e9sout pas ton probl\u00e8me, c\u2019est que tu ne frappes pas assez fort.<\/div>\n
\u2022 Travailler n\u2019a jamais tu\u00e9 personne mais pourquoi prendre le risque ?<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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